DOs & DON'Ts
DO
You made it to the top of Mt. Hollywood. You're awesome, dude. But you know what would be awesomer? Doing some push-ups at the top of Mt. Hollywood. Yeah, you really are a champion.
DON'T
Sure, it's 10am, and I'm walking around on Hollywood Boulevard with a guitar. Of course I am. That's because I'm a fucking musician, just like all these other random dudes walking around Hollywood with guitars at 10am.
DO
I think she's waiting for her friends Paddington the Bear and Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, who are either inside buying cigs or looking for clues. Whatever, I'll stand under your Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh.
DON'T
Age is just a state of mind, man.
You made it to the top of Mt. Hollywood. You're awesome, dude. But you know what would be awesomer? Doing some push-ups at the top of Mt. Hollywood. Yeah, you really are a champion.
DON'T
Sure, it's 10am, and I'm walking around on Hollywood Boulevard with a guitar. Of course I am. That's because I'm a fucking musician, just like all these other random dudes walking around Hollywood with guitars at 10am.
DO
I think she's waiting for her friends Paddington the Bear and Sir Digby Chicken Caesar, who are either inside buying cigs or looking for clues. Whatever, I'll stand under your Umbrella ella ella eh eh eh.
DON'T
Age is just a state of mind, man.
posted by travis at
6:27 PM
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