I See Wet People
I was sitting on my board at Manhattan Beach Saturday morning looking out at the ocean and watching for the next good swell when I saw a fin emerge from the water about 40 feet away from me. Then another, then another, then another. There must have been six or eight of them slowly surfacing and searching for food, and those of us closest to the dolphins started pointing and swimming a little closer. This older, white-haired guy on an enormous long board and I were chatting about them when a younger guy swam up between us and nervously asked, "How can you guys tell those are dolphins?"
"Because they're travelling in a pack," the older guy responded. "Dolphins are a good sign. You'd never see dolphins if a shark was around." I would think anyone who's seen a dolphin and a shark could tell the difference, but I guess when you're in the water you want to be 100% sure.
Anyway, the scariest part of surfing isn't necessarily what's in the water. Afterwards, I rinse out my wet suit and hang it in the shower to dry, and when you forget it's there and walk in on it suddenly, it kind of looks like a man standing quietly in the shower, which would be a lot more frikkin' disturbing than a shark. This is especially true in the middle of the night, when the house is dark and you're half-asleep. I've been awoken more than a few times by Janet's scream when she's wandered into the bathroom in the dark of the night to see this:
"Because they're travelling in a pack," the older guy responded. "Dolphins are a good sign. You'd never see dolphins if a shark was around." I would think anyone who's seen a dolphin and a shark could tell the difference, but I guess when you're in the water you want to be 100% sure.
Anyway, the scariest part of surfing isn't necessarily what's in the water. Afterwards, I rinse out my wet suit and hang it in the shower to dry, and when you forget it's there and walk in on it suddenly, it kind of looks like a man standing quietly in the shower, which would be a lot more frikkin' disturbing than a shark. This is especially true in the middle of the night, when the house is dark and you're half-asleep. I've been awoken more than a few times by Janet's scream when she's wandered into the bathroom in the dark of the night to see this:













